and then they didnt put her on the final list
your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”
me after i show my parents my grades
SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE
jaKE YOU BLIND IDIOT PRISMO LOVED YOU
I’ve got a ticket for the long way round
Two bottles of whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
I’m leaving tomorrow, whatcha say?
When I’m gone
Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.
… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid
"oh no I let it down, what am I, who am I, I’m a fraud"
no no i think robert downey jr. is also just now realizing for the first time that he isn’t iron man
“Yzma is Best Princess" series by Charamath
You don’t fuck with the tray master
hey remember when in the first Captain America movie Steve never once backed down from a fight
and then in Winter Soldier he stops fighting for the first time ever at the end of the movie just cause it’s Bucky
yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just
right out the window
forgetting to save before a boss battle but end up beating them first try
this man kills bloodthirsty monsters
this man stopped the apolocalypse
this man was important enough for God to have him dragged out of hell